{"id":275,"date":"2019-01-03T00:12:01","date_gmt":"2019-01-03T00:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/?p=275"},"modified":"2025-08-09T20:18:32","modified_gmt":"2025-08-09T20:18:32","slug":"culinary-flops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/culinary-flops\/","title":{"rendered":"Culinary Flops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/grandpa-singles\/\">RETURN TO BOOKS FOR SALE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\">. . . and how to avoid them.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all had them. Here are some cooking experiences that could have been avoided &#8211; and how they could have been avoided.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Please don&#8217;t feel bad<br \/>\n<strong>ABOUT COOKING TIMES<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Black Cookies<\/li>\n<li>Overcooked Vegetables<\/li>\n<li>Burnt Gravy<\/li>\n<li>Hard to Peel Eggs<\/li>\n<li>Cooked outside, but wet inside<br \/>\n<strong>TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Rubber Bird&#8217;s Custard<br \/>\n<strong>ADDING SOMETHING INTERESTING<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Blue Pizza<\/li>\n<li>Green Ketchup<br \/>\n<strong>EXPERIMENTING WITH TEXTURE<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Pureed Beef<br \/>\n<strong>EXPERIMENTING WITH FLAVORS<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Celery Flavored Jello<br \/>\n<strong>GIVING CREDENCE TO CHEMISTRY<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Gluten Free Mistakes<\/li>\n<li>Forgetting the flour<\/li>\n<li>Not enough Gluten<\/li>\n<li>Too much salt<\/li>\n<li>Crumbly Cookies<\/li>\n<li>Lumpy Gravy<\/li>\n<li>Candy not Setting<\/li>\n<li>Runny Frosting<\/li>\n<li>Separating eggs<\/li>\n<li>Whipping Egg Whites<\/li>\n<li>Cake Sticking to the Pan<\/li>\n<li>Teflon pan too hot<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Download <strong>Culinary Flops<\/strong> for only 99\u00a2. Select any FIVE BOOKS for only $2.99 and start cooking as soon as possible. It is worth \u201c<em>the price of admission<\/em>\u201d just to browse these great recipes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RETURN TO BOOKS FOR SALE . . . and how to avoid them. We&#8217;ve all had them. Here are some cooking experiences that could have been avoided &#8211; and how they could have been avoided. Please don&#8217;t feel bad ABOUT COOKING TIMES Black Cookies Overcooked Vegetables Burnt Gravy Hard to Peel Eggs Cooked outside, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/culinary-flops\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Culinary Flops&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grandpa-cooks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":981,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions\/981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jessit.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}